Shaving Cream
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w&m: Benny Bell, 1946

[Verse 1]
I have a sad story to tell you;
It may hurt your feelings a bit.
Last night when I walked in my bathroom,
I stepped in a big pile of ...

[Chorus]
Shhhhhhaving cream; be nice and clean;
Shave ev'ry day and you'll always look keen.

[Verse 2]
I think I'll break off with my girlfriend;
Her antics are queer, I'll admit.
Each time I say, "Darling, I love you,"
She tells me that I'm full of ...

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Our baby fell out of the window;
You'd think that her head would be split.
But good luck was with her that morning:
She fell in a barrel of ...

[Chorus]

[Verse 4]
An old lady died in a bathtub;
She died from a terrible fit.
In order to fulfill her wishes
She was buried in six feet of ...

[Chorus]

[Verse 5]
When I was in France with the Army,
One day I looked into my kit.
I thought I would find me a sandwich,
But the darn thing was loaded with ...

[Chorus]

[Verse 6]
And now, folks, my story is ended;
I think it is time I should quit.
If any of you feel offended,
Stick your head in a barrel of ...

[Chorus]